Ok so Jefe was saying how I tripped a certain someone into dog shit in 4th grade.... Although that's true it's kind of out of context. I'm the black kid in that picture just casually minding my business and fucking Joe Schmo over here walks over my leg like a dick head... Ok that's not try either... We were playing tag and this chubby little butthole tagged me and kind of like in video games when you rage quit I rage tagged and chased him down and tripped him and there just happened to be dog shit. Total misunderstanding but seriously fuck that kid...
Ok, so I am picky about shit like this and I'm not blaming tiggs that he didn't know or he sucks at spelling or what have you. That is neither here nor there. But I think that we need to settle this once and for all. Jeff Gordon is a NASCAR driver, and Geoff Cersoli (also known as big cup) is a Subaru salesmen I think. After a little research, Geoff is a French/German name, and stands for peace or peaceful god. This makes sense as one of the only "Geoff's" I know is a kind of a hippie douche. Obviously Jeff means peace too, but at least it's the American translation and at least we don't spell it like a twat.
-El Jefe
P.S. Jeff Gordon video is fire.
P.P.S. I have a Geoff in one of my group projects and he does nothing. Peaceful kid though.
P.P.P.S. Yes, I made a meme, fucking judge me.
For my inaugural blog, I need to talk about Stamkos. Dude snipes left and right every night he's out there; no doubt he's an elite talent whose earned the respect of his peers. However, how Tampa Bay has handled his injury is a disgrace. If you haven't seen the injury, here it is.
When asked if this was accidental or there was "something more" the Tampa coach responded with a douchebag "I won't comment on that". Yeah, Dougie Hamilton, who weighs 193 lbs. soaking wet really went in with intent there. Kid is 20 years old, scared of his own shadow, trying not to become Seguin 2.0. He probably gets tucked in by his mother every night. Its not like he's Matt Cooke throwing elbows left and right, ending careers (such as Marc Savard's). Take a page out of the Bruins book circa Greg Campbell. Guy sells out, breaks his leg blocking a 90+ mph clapper, and finishes the shift, totally embodying the spirit of Tommy Conlon fighting with one arm at the end of Warrior.
This is the NHL, shit happens, its why its one of the toughest sports out there. Suck it up Tampa, and try not to lose too many games while the dude carrying you is out with a broken leg.
If you've ever watched Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory or Nitro Circus, you've probably seen Ken Block. He is a pro at what he does, and gets paid to drift cars. How sick is that. I would love to see him do a remake of the Pepsi Maxx commercials with Geoff Gordon and really see someone shit their pants...If you don't know what I'm talking about, here ya go...
Had to weigh in on the whole "bullying" scene that JP mentioned. I think that if Jonny Martin was in Mrs. Shaw's 4th grade class that JP and I woulda made Richie the kid look like a fucking alter boy. Bullying is necessary, obviously with some limits...But it puts the real world into perspective for kids...toughens the skin...People need that, the world needs that...Its cancels out the "everybody wins" motto that I hate so much... Everybody doesnt win, most people lose...What side are you on? Sick or not i still got box seats at the UNH hockey game tonight....Mogul Status.
-Jefe (bully since '92)
P.S. JP pushed a kid in dog shit in fourth grade.....true story....I seent it
Well im about as sick as they get.. I pretty much can not breathe out of my nose at all and my throat is so filled with mucus I feel like a fucking Orc coughing and sneezing and shit, it's just gross. If you can't tell from this pic that I feel like a bag of dicks, well atleast I look like a bag of dicks...
I've never been that big into football, but I'm pretty much ready to jump back onto the Denver bandwagon. I've always appreciated the game more than actually following a specific team. Give me a tiny football at recess with El Jefe and JP on my team, and we will win 11 out of 10 times. If all of us went to the same school, we would run flag football. It wouldn't even be fair. But in the past years I've enjoyed watching football more than worrying about one team. I was somewhat of a Panthers fan because I was rooting for them in the '03 Superbowl against the Pats, but my roots were with the Broncos. If you go back to 4th grade, you'd find me in a John Elway jersey, a chain, nikes, and zip off pants. Definition of swag. Back then it was Terrell Davis, John Elway, Shannon Sharp. Now its Manning, Welker, and Moreno. They're dominant, and I would love to see them go all the way this year. However, I'm still a big fan of Steve Smith and Cam Newton, and the Panthers D has been on fire this season.
P.S. The Booze Bowl this year after thanksgiving is gonna be epic
