Yesterday may have been one of my greatest smart phone moments ever

So yesterday I found a gem.  Someone finally made super mario for smart phones.  It's called super mario bros, I got it for android, and I'm pumped.  It's just like the original nintendo version, but it's a little harder to play with touch screen buttons.  Either way its definitely a worthy game to play during your morning shit.

-Tiggs

Senoritis Even Though I Have An Extra Semester

I'm going to school for education so I'm gonna be in school the rest of my life, but teaching is so much different than being a student. So over sitting in classes getting lectured

P.S. I'm a huge fan of memes wish I got on board earlier

-JP

The Dolphins "bullying" Scandal

So by now if you haven't heard this you live under a rock. There's a whole lot that has happens but pretty much Richie Incognito was being an asshole to Jonathon Martin and Martin got offended and left the team. Now I'm not saying I'm on Ole' Richie's side but holy fuck is Jonathon Martin the biggest pussy ever. You aren't being bullied when you're 6'5" 300 pounds there are real kids who actually get bullied and it scars them for life. If you can't stand up for yourself at your size and age you need to take a step back and look at yourself. Now Rich crossed the line big time and his whole apology thing was bullshit and he should prolly get kicked in the dick and have his fat tits slapped around by all the black guys on that team, but that doesn't take away from the fact that Martin is softer than puppy shit. Overall I think ESPN should find a new fucking story I'm so over it. I would rather hear about Peyton Manning..... Ok well prolly not but still.

-JP

My Top 5 Favorite Rappers

Ok so I was thinking about this the other day and I was trying to make my top 5, this list is semi in order but it is mainly just my favorite not who I think is the greatest rapper of all time or whatever. If you don't like my list you can suck on my pepe or sit on a pincone Jefe style.

Number 5: 2Chainz, French Montana, Rick Ross

2 Chainz, French Montana and Rick Ross... by no means do I think these nigs are good people or rappers for that matter but they all make fucking bangers and get me hyped as fuck so that's why they are all tied for number 5

Number 4: Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne, now I'm not talking about gay ass skateboarding and truckfit Wayne I mean No Ceilings and all the other classic mixtape Weezy. At one point he was the best rapper alive in my opinion but then he stopped sippin Lean like a fucking softy now he thinks hes white, shits cray.

Number 3: Meek Mill

Now I know I said those first 3 made bangers but this dude just kills it. Every Dreamchaser mixtape has been fire and even his album was sick. Meek Mill is ghetto is fuck which I think is scary and I think makes me like him more? Not really sure

Number 2: Drake

I know mad people shit on Drake but I respect the shit out of him. He may sing and shit but when he goes in on a beat there's not many people better. I do like when he sings call me a pussy but if you look at the chicks this dude has banged no one would be judging. YOLO Drake keep doing you

Number 1: J. Cole

I wouldn't say J. Cole is my clear number 1 him and Drake are real close but Born Sinner was ridiculously good and same with all his other shit. His lines are so well thought out and put together and he just flows like crazy. Right now I would have to say I listen to him the most he kills it, can't wait till he comes out with something else

So there it is my nigs in kind of an order. There were some honorable mentions but they are unimportant, if you aint first you're last.

-JP

Hard Nips

Random thing I wanted to share, my nips get rock hard when I workout. Just realized this today, like harder then -20 degree weather. My shit pops off when I workout. Thought I would share..... Judge me

P. S. I'll keep you posted if it keeps happening

-JP

Movie Kick...

It's official I am on movie kick lately... bad ass movies, with bad ass guns....no Haitians though tiggs..
Anyway coming to you today is Marky Marks newest project Lone Survivor. Peep these two trailers and tell me you're not rock hard....

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/universal/lonesurvivor/#videos-large

Absolutely, Unreal....How do you make Shooter better?? Let him kill sand squids and put Timmy Riggins in his crew....Clear Eyes, Full Hearts Can't Lose!

Come Back Time

Every great athlete has a come back, Michael Jordan, Tiger Woods (kind of), Michael Redd (my favorite basketball player of all time who never actually came back).... All the greats. So after a short retirement from blogging like Jefe said we are back. Had so much shit going on, Halloweekend at Uconn, nigs walking around with Catanas at CCSU (hard hittin New Britain for us locals), work and school it's been cray. Now I'm at work shitting thinking how I need to get back in the game. So here I am, ready to smash it once again be the best blogger for the crew and just win the hearts of the fans. Game face bro. GAME FACE

-JP