Tuesday, November 26, 2013
Catching Fire
Guts, Glory, and the Love of the Game.
So there you have it. Stamkos is the epitomy of guts, glory and the love of the game. The dude cleanly broke his tibia TWO WEEKS AGO! Today he walks into the media room right before a workout likes it no damn thing. These are the stories you love to write, it's too bad he is such a canuck, he'd make a great American, someone should bring that up with the next racial draft committee. He and Kaner on Team USA would make people cry.The guy is just an animal. An animal among little peasant bitches... Kind of reminds me of this....
Monday, November 25, 2013
Daddy's home...calm down
http://nesn.com/2013/11/torey-krug-is-without-hesitation-in-mix-for-team-usa-spot-according-to-dan-bylsma/
#KRUGLIFE
El Jefe and Benchkeeper MIA
HUGE WIN
Sunday, November 24, 2013
Best Movie Ending
-Viddle
Saturday, November 23, 2013
Lets Talk Potter For A Minute
French Onion Dip
-Tiggs
Lil Wayne
-Viddle
GTN
Friday, November 22, 2013
"Evil Twin" is the Rapist
(CNN) - It's a mind-boggling surprise in whodunit mysteries and soap operas, but a soldier in Colorado is using the dramatic ploy for real in a criminal courtroom: his "evil twin" may be responsible for the sex crimes against girls that he's now accused of.
The soldier's defense rests partly on the fact he and his identical twin brother have virtually the same DNA, an attempt to undercut authorities' allegations that the DNA from the crime scenes belongs to the soldier.
The defendant, Aaron Gregory Lucas, 32, is also a suspect in sex crimes in two other states, authorities say. In addition to raising his twin brother as a suspect, Lucas also claims that a third man may be the culprit in some of the crimes, court papers say.
A Colorado judge in El Paso County ruled last week that Lucas will be allowed to name his twin brother, Brian Lucas, as a suspect in his defense. The judge also allowed the defense attorneys to use the name of a third man as a suspect, too.
So this fucking hardo tries to tell people that his evil fucking twin is sexually assaulting all of these chicks. I imagine they're in court pretty much ready to throw this guy away and he's like "uhhhh it's actually my evil twin Brian"... First off bud "Brian" is a pussy name he prolly licks dudes assholes just for fun. Brian is the name of a guy who works at Starbucks and calls himself a Barista, no faggot you make coffee. Brian couldn't possibly be a sexual deviant that's all you Aaron you sick fuck.
-JP
Thursday, November 21, 2013
Shaun T From Insanity is Gay.... So Confused
I should automatically get an A in statistics
Well Played Samsung, Well Played....
Samsung got sued by Apple for 1 Billion Dollars... Samsung sent 30 trucks filled with nickels to Apple's headquarters...Talk about a power move to top all power moves... I'm thoroughly impressed and might even grab a Galaxy because of this.. I support any company that will be that big of a dick openly...Plain and Simple..
-El Jefe
Best Trivia Team Names.
Regardless Here are the top 5 of all time that I have seen, no specific order.
5. How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy
4. Camo Condoms. You never see us cumming through the bush
3. What did hitler get his niece for her birthday? An easy bake oven
2. How do you know its bed time at the Sandusky household? The big hand touches the little hand
1. Whats Black and Sits at the Top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
So there you have it....Some of the best names ive ever seen... Granted they are truly awful, awful people who make these things up.....What do you got?
-El Jefe
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
ESPN Top 10 Mockery
P.S. the only excuse for showing a dunk on the top ten plays is if the dunker is a) Nate Robinson or b) some dude bringing down the hoop and shattering glass
-Viddle
Barber
How I Met Your Dad
So the creators of How I Met Your Mother, one of the greatest sitcoms ever, have decided to make a spin off where the mother tells a story to her kids about how she met her father. There will be a whole new cast, with a whole new bar and everything.... Writers need to learn when to throw in the towel. Spin offs are horrible. HIMYM is legen - - wait for it - - dary. Why ruin it by having some stupid show be the exact same thing but from a different perspective. It's the same as the spin off of Better Call Saul from Breaking Bad. Is Vince Gillilan not rich and happy enough with how Breaking Bad ended up that he has to make a show about Saul? It's gonna blow, same with Girl Meets World, Hangover 2 sucked and I'm assuming 3 did too, and Anchorman 2 probably won't be as good as the first one. Move on and go with a different idea you rich bastards.
P.S. If they try to create a new "Barney Stinson" in the spin off, I will be thoroughly upset. Like nothing will piss me off more if there's some slut that has similar punch lines and pick up strategies. If you're gonna do that, just keep How I Met Your Mother going somehow. Like How I Met Your Second Aunt Cause Lily Is A Stupid Bitch and Uncle Marshall Dumped Her Ass.
-Tiggs
THE BEST SHOW. PERIOD
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Controversy
So we all know what happened last night with the Panthers and Pats.. It was actually the first game I think I've ever watched in its entirety aside from the super bowl. Just a great game overall for Monday night football. I'm not taking sides on the questionable call on the last play, but the first thing I noticed during the live play was that Gronk was bear hugged. After looking at the replay it's hard to tell if he would have had a chance at it or if it was an interception either way. My question is why it wasn't reviewed. It's a game deciding play, and instant replay is used so much now in sports that it should have been reviewed. It was under the last 2 minutes of the 4th quarter, why didn't the booth look it over? If the spot of the ball or fumbles can be reversed, why shouldn't they review penalties in situations like that? There's about a 95% chance that the Pats would have scored given the ball at the 1 yard line, but the loss doesn't really affect them. And knowing Brady, that one call isn't gonna mean shit when it comes to how they play in the playoffs.
P. S. The MLB has been talking about giving coaches challenges next season. Not sure how I feel about it in respect for the game, but instant replay is definitely a huge breakthrough in the outcome of games in any sport.
-Tiggs
The "black president of the NFL"
Monday, November 18, 2013
5 Reasons Why The WWE Is Highly Underrated
Yea holding the American flag on one shoulder while hoisting a two by four in your other hand is about as patriotic as you can get. Thanks Hacksaw Jim Duggan. And Stone Cold just pounding four beers at once is the pinnacle of the American dream. Moving on.
2) If grown men in spandex getting pumped before a fake match doesn't get your blood flowing, what else does?
3) Divas
4) Childhood memories
If you recognize this man, you had a successful childhood. If not...
Fuck the refs, and that ignorant smug douchebag Cam newton
Thoughts....
Poll: Obama approval ratings drop, Americans say he's not trustworthy
Friday, November 15, 2013
Haters
Like I said before, I never said she was unattractive. Her character is just an annoying bitch and I can't stand her
-Tiggs
Tiggs
It surprises me how some people pass the driving test
So today I drove to class cause I have one lecture and then work right after. There's a normal two lane road with a bunch of parking spots on one side, so I parked there. As I'm walking back to my car after class, praying that I didn't get a ticket from the power tripping rent a cop, this car is blocking mine. I get closer and figure the girl broke down or something in the middle of the road, but as I get closer to my car, she turns her car on, backs up, and waits for me to leave my spot. This stupid bitch was parked in the middle of the road with her car off waiting for a spot to open up. So whatever, she's stupid, I got over it. Then I'm on my lunch break, I get to a 4 way stop, and the guy to my right is taking a left. I let him go, and then it's my turn. Except this dumb hoe on the right decides to blow the stop sign and pull out right behind the guy that just took a left. But I'm probably in the wrong here.. She's probably a feminist hardo that doesn't have to follow laws made by men. Stupid sloot. There's just idiots all over campus. I can't handle it.
-Tiggs
Official Welcome
I told you he was OG...Avon Hockey OG...
-El Jefe
Lily is a MILF...but we all know the HIMYM secret
-El Jefe
Thursday, November 14, 2013
The Good Ole Days
-Viddle
Best Comparison I Have Ever Made
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
Am I the only one that can't stand Lily?
Trip Gate 2002
Geoff Vs. Jeff
-El Jefe
P.S. Jeff Gordon video is fire.
P.P.S. I have a Geoff in one of my group projects and he does nothing. Peaceful kid though.
P.P.P.S. Yes, I made a meme, fucking judge me.
Stamkos Injury
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
Ken Block at it Again
If you've ever watched Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory or Nitro Circus, you've probably seen Ken Block. He is a pro at what he does, and gets paid to drift cars. How sick is that. I would love to see him do a remake of the Pepsi Maxx commercials with Geoff Gordon and really see someone shit their pants...If you don't know what I'm talking about, here ya go...
-Tiggs
Bullying......Pussies in General
-Jefe (bully since '92)
P.S. JP pushed a kid in dog shit in fourth grade.....true story....I seent it
Sick
Monday, November 11, 2013
Denver Dynasty
P.S. The Booze Bowl this year after thanksgiving is gonna be epic
p.ps. Peyton's commercials are usually on point
-Tiggs