This shit gets me torqued

Must watch compilation of the best plays of 2013.  There's not much better than full extension one-handed catches or someone returning a field goal to win the game.  Sit back and get pumped. (link below)

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/2beqa8/:1t-2fcnop:KEiEo+.u/bleacherreport.com/articles/1895665-take-a-few-minutes-to-enjoy-this-video-of-the-greatest-sports-plays-of-2013/

-Tiggs

I have figured it out.

So after being home for about a week now. I have been bored to sleep by average cable television almost every night. After all of these years I have always wondered what TBS stands for and now I have figured it out. The Black Station. Unless its October and baseball is on, all this channel plays is Tyler Perry's half ass sitcoms and other sad poor people shit. Fucking Madea running around with her stomach jiggling all over the screen and shit, nobody wants to watch that garbage. Unless you have Robin Williams under that fat suit and dress, I'm not watching it. In addition they play Conan EVERY night at 11. If there was one person we could trade to the black race, I'd hope that Conan would atleast be on the shortlist.

-EL Jefe

Praying for a Snow Day

So after smashing it this weekend with the boys I had an exam this morning that I prolly fucked up but as I usually say... YOLO. I have another class I have to just go to tonight and then 2 exams tomorrow. Brutal end to a long ass semester, but then I was thinking. Apparently more snow is coming and what if we have a snow day? It's the last day of exams and no way in fuck am I showing up for a redo. If there's a snow  day I'm going all Josh Peck (in the movie snow day) and just fucking shit up

If you don't remember this movie you had a sad childhood. 

P. S. The movie is funny because Josh Peck is still really fat and in his prime 

-JP

Remember Beans From "Even Stevens"?

Well apparently he still acts, and looks exactly like you'd expect.  A coked out midget that probably still loves bacon.  I was watching Weeds -- great show if you haven't seen it -- and they move to a trailer park.  Some meth-head starts banging on their camper with a baseball bat, they open the door and it's fucking Beans.  Only he's balding and still 4 ft tall.  It surprised the shit out of me.  Remember how much of an annoying twat he was on Even Stevens?

P.S. I was looking up pictures of Beans on google and searched "even stevens beans", but a better picture somehow showed up which was 30 times better than Beans. So here ya go... #JLaw

Tiggs

Couldn't have been a better start to break

First night home from school, I get in the door and immediately leave to go to the bar with my dad, jefe, and his dad. We order some food, drink some brews, just have a great relaxing time. Viddle shows up and immediately gets hit on by the bartender who is serving him Stella Artois (pronounced are-toe-iss for Viddle) in a wine glass.. Couldn't have been more perfect for the doughboy himself. Last night we got a good amount of snow, went to Jefe's house and got tanked and took the toys out for a few spins. Viddle was hittin hard on the angry orchard and fireball mix, and may have jizzed a little on the back of the snowmobile. You've never seen someone happy until you get Viddle on the back of a snowmobile going 60 mph while it's still snowing. I heard the phrase "I've never felt so alive except when a girl is suckin on my winkie" at least 10 times in one ride. Then we play one of the best games ever created and we saw Viddle's true artistic abilities. Not going into detail cause we'll be here all day, but I haven't laughed that hard since 'nam. Great weekend with great people, hoping it keeps up for the rest of break. Love the boys.

P.s. You softer than nylin, oops I meant nylon, faggot

Tiggs

Winter in New England

If you don't like the weather in New England you can sit on cactai. For those that don't know that means multiple cactus. Having one weather seasons all the time? So overrated. Yea thats fun sitting out in the sun baking all the time like a dirty sieve being so monotonous and soft and doughy. Try shoveling your driveway out once in a while you fink. Its good for you. Also when else will you get a better excuse to bum it with the boys and kill a 12 pack of angry's than when theres a winter blizzard? Making snowmen and shit, building igloos, going sledding, it all brings you back to the good ole days when you were a kid and even a 3 foot hill seemed like a mountain. Even though I'm not a Pats fan, we wouldn't have had the epic "Tuck Rule Game" without the snow. Game of Thrones wouldn't have the epic "Winter is Coming" without the season either. So if you move out of New England purely for weather related reasons you might as well take over as sponsor for the Pillsbury Dough Boy, because your soft as shit.

P.S. without winter Bane wouldn't have been able to kill it in this jacket.

WITH NO SURVIVORS

-Viddle

Jacoby's "Thank you"

Red Sox Nation,

Two World Championships and seven years of great memories.

To the fans of New England, teammates and the many friendships made.

Thank you!

-Jacoby

Jacoby Ellsbury the Navaho fuck that just signed a 153 million dollar deal with the Yankees decides to take out an entire page of the Boston Globe with that little thank you and a picture of him holding the World Series trophy. Personally I think he should take this page crumple it up and shove it up his ass. He doesn't give a fuck about Boston he just wants to get paid. Have fun yanks he's great when he's out there but that's only like 60% of the time. Fucking nerd

-JP