Winter in New England

If you don't like the weather in New England you can sit on cactai. For those that don't know that means multiple cactus. Having one weather seasons all the time? So overrated. Yea thats fun sitting out in the sun baking all the time like a dirty sieve being so monotonous and soft and doughy. Try shoveling your driveway out once in a while you fink. Its good for you. Also when else will you get a better excuse to bum it with the boys and kill a 12 pack of angry's than when theres a winter blizzard? Making snowmen and shit, building igloos, going sledding, it all brings you back to the good ole days when you were a kid and even a 3 foot hill seemed like a mountain. Even though I'm not a Pats fan, we wouldn't have had the epic "Tuck Rule Game" without the snow. Game of Thrones wouldn't have the epic "Winter is Coming" without the season either. So if you move out of New England purely for weather related reasons you might as well take over as sponsor for the Pillsbury Dough Boy, because your soft as shit.

P.S. without winter Bane wouldn't have been able to kill it in this jacket.

WITH NO SURVIVORS

-Viddle