Catching Fire

So just saw catching fire and it was fucking CRAY!!! I wrote a blog like 10 seconds ago about it and it got deleted so that was a boner kill. But I digress, They had everything, people dying left and right, things blowing up everywhere, Jenny Lawerence crying every 2 minutes it was nuts. Made the first movie look like absolute poop I definitely recommend it. LET THE REVOLUTION BEGIN!!! (I'm pretty sure that's a thing, I blacked out)

SWAG

-JP

Guts, Glory, and the Love of the Game.

Steven Stamkos broke his leg on Nov. 11. Steven Stamkos had a rod placed in that leg on Nov. 12. On Nov. 25, Steven Stamkos walked into a press conference with no crutches and no protective boot.

If that sounds ridiculous, there's proof.

Stamkos also said, best-case scenario, he'd be back in the lineup for a few Lightning games before the Olympics, which start on Feb. 6, then play for Team Canada. That would put his rehab at a little less than 10 weeks.

That's amazing. Two weeks ago, it seemed impossible.

It's also a little unnerving for two wholly separate reasons. One: As much of a workout animal as Stamkos may be (and he's already borderline legendary in that department), the human body can only take so much. Setbacks happen, and sometimes they happen after medical clearance. The league needs another 15-ish years of its purest goal-scorer.

So there you have it. Stamkos is the epitomy of guts, glory and the love of the game. The dude cleanly broke his tibia TWO WEEKS AGO! Today he walks into the media room right before a workout likes it no damn thing. These are the stories you love to write, it's too bad he is such a canuck, he'd make a great American, someone should bring that up with the next racial draft committee. He and Kaner on Team USA would make people cry.The guy is just an animal. An animal among little peasant bitches... Kind of reminds me of this....

I'd also like to point out that I blogged Krug right before he won it for the boys in OT last night...I see you Krug, I see you kid..

-EL Jefe

Daddy's home...calm down

So i've been gone a couple days now. Had to do some mogul shit in beantown, ended up killing it. I mean absolutely killin it..money like ya read about...Saw some black people light a christmas tree in Faneuil Hall...typical city slickaaaaa shit. Worked half day sunday, and then met up with T-russ. Next thing ya know we are on the train ordering our fifth makers mark and ginger ale..after a 5 hour bar crawl....sooo thats all that needs to be said about that....Peep the B's game if you aint watching.....2 goals in the first period that were.....dripping.....wet. Just unreal...Speaking of B's...that stud Torey Krug is on the shortlist for team USA...
http://nesn.com/2013/11/torey-krug-is-without-hesitation-in-mix-for-team-usa-spot-according-to-dan-bylsma/

#KRUGLIFE

-EL Jefe

P.S.- T-russ got cut off after I got off the train. No lie.

El Jefe and Benchkeeper MIA

MIA HAVE YOU SEEN THESE TWO! Haven't blogged since Nam' I believe it was

Ok so El Jefe's pic is with Chris Griffin so if by some stroke of god you can find the cast of Family Guy thank you and the pic of the Benchkeeper is just spot on. That was his prime..... Report back soon.

 -JP

HUGE WIN

I was so fucking amped for this game just couldn't keep my chub down all day it was insane. Then they come out like shit with 3 straight turnovers and just sucking so much butt. I really hope Ridley gets cut he is such a douche just leeching off of everyone else's success. I think this pic sums up the first half

Just Tom not being able to be the best ever getting fucked up and fucked over by his shitty running back (not Blount he got destroyed prolly a little dead right now) the fact that we made it out of the first half down just 24-0 was fine with me. I honestly didn't watch much of the 3rd cause I was so heated but it was great they dominated. Peyton just looking like a pussy.

At the end of the day it was a great game, had it all, gronk spikes, big plays and then just classic Brady vs manning (Tom is 10-5 vs manning... No big). Totally worth staying up late and getting no sleep

-JP (still torqued)

Best Movie Ending

And the award goes to Django Unchained. Best one liner from Jamie Foxx here.

You see, Sammy J thinks hes just so sly and shit, saying Jamie Foxx is outta bullets. He drops his cane to act all badass saying come at me, I actually CAN walk. But Jamie pulls the ultimate one liner. And then the look of despair. Maybe you shouldn't have been such an asshole the first time you met him.

 I dare you to try and think of a better movie ending/one liner. Bravo, Tarantino. Bravo.

-Viddle

Lets Talk Potter For A Minute

Its really quite simple. Harry Potter is the best movie franchise of all time. The action, love, fantasy, humor, and storytelling are unparalleled. Lord of the Rings? 3 movies of walking. Star Wars? Those dumbasses thought itd be a brilliant idea to build the second death star the same exact way as the first. Pirates of the Carribean? One hit wonder. Harry Potter has stood the test of time however. The franchise also boasts one of the best ensemble casts of all time, with the cherry on top being the Oscar worthy performances from Alan Rickman. In about 30 seconds he made me forget how douchey he was in the first 7 movies and became one of the most badass characters. 

Also digging the love triangle Harry Ron and Hermione find themselves in. I think it was a win win for everyone though that Harry ended up with Ginny. (Should have got a hotter person for Ginny but I digress -JP)

 

Even if the producers put out another hundred movies just to make shitloads of cash, you'll find my ass there on opening night to enjoy the best movie franchise ever created. Let me take it from here Viddle... Not only is this the greatest movie franchise of all time it is the greatest book series ever created. I don't just get torqued for clips like these...

The book itself is a boner in word form. Senior year our class "theme" was under the sea, I dressed like Harry Potter. I live and breathe Potter and there is no shame. Viddle and I giggle like little school girls at anything Harry Potter, just can not get enough. Like Skits said I literally can not wait till they re-make the movies, may go all PeeWee Herman and get caught jerking it in the theater.. ok aggressive, but seriously Potter is the tits.

P.S. Hermione for the win.

 

P.P.S. Seriously if you don't like Harry Potter you are doughy soft and should just grow the fuck up

 

-Viddle and JP

 

French Onion Dip

The title explains it enough.  I don't know why I just thought about it, but I could really go for some right now.  Just some Ruffles and French onion dip and the bag will be gone in a matter of minutes.  No better combination for chips and dip.  Thanksgiving is coming up in a few days and I will be stuffing my face with my grandmother's home-made french onion dip.  I literally stand at the appetizer table and eat all of the dip with no shame. YOLO right? There must be nicotine or crack or something in french onion dip 'cause once you start you can't stop until it's either all gone or someone steals it from you.

-Tiggs

Lil Wayne

So JP wrote a blog earlier that was fire about some of the best rappers out there. Lately I've been listening to all of Lil Wayne's old shit, and man does this guy need a time machine.

Just straight leanin, smokin mad weed and interpretive dancing to his own songs, not giving a fuck, drinkin that syrup out of his cup, tellin 15 year olds they should have been having sex for years already. Thats the Lil Wayne we all know and love. It's sad how much Rikers changed this man. Fuck the police no justice no peace.

-Viddle

GTN

Barstool does a section called guess that ass and guess that rack so new little section I'm gonna try and do... Prolly not but it's Guess That Nipple! So here's the first one 

Any ideas? No, ok well it's the nipple of this handsome devil

Just kidding, it's actually this guy

If you guess El Jefe you'd be right that is his nipple, don't ask me why I have a picture of his nipple but I do so YOLO 

-JP

"Evil Twin" is the Rapist

(CNN) - It's a mind-boggling surprise in whodunit mysteries and soap operas, but a soldier in Colorado is using the dramatic ploy for real in a criminal courtroom: his "evil twin" may be responsible for the sex crimes against girls that he's now accused of.

The soldier's defense rests partly on the fact he and his identical twin brother have virtually the same DNA, an attempt to undercut authorities' allegations that the DNA from the crime scenes belongs to the soldier.

The defendant, Aaron Gregory Lucas, 32, is also a suspect in sex crimes in two other states, authorities say. In addition to raising his twin brother as a suspect, Lucas also claims that a third man may be the culprit in some of the crimes, court papers say.

A Colorado judge in El Paso County ruled last week that Lucas will be allowed to name his twin brother, Brian Lucas, as a suspect in his defense. The judge also allowed the defense attorneys to use the name of a third man as a suspect, too.

So this fucking hardo tries to tell people that his evil fucking twin is sexually assaulting all of these chicks. I imagine they're in court pretty much ready to throw this guy away and he's like "uhhhh it's actually my evil twin Brian"... First off bud "Brian" is a pussy name he prolly licks dudes assholes just for fun. Brian is the name of a guy who works at Starbucks and calls himself a Barista, no faggot you make coffee. Brian couldn't possibly be a sexual deviant that's all you Aaron you sick fuck.

-JP

Shaun T From Insanity is Gay.... So Confused

So I just google Shaun T after working out cause I was curious as to how big he actually is. He makes most of the other guys look small and then on Wikipedia I found this little gem...

That is seriously mind blowing like I thought he banged every single chick in that place. I mean he's free to bang who he wants but damn.

Never look at him the same again. I mean my cousin is gay and I love him he's the man! So I'm not homophobic it just confused me. YOLO... I guess? 

-JP

I should automatically get an A in statistics

So I'm taking statistics this semester, and it was pretty easy at first.  Pretty much your average high school stat class up until the first exam.  After that, shit hit the fan and the teacher went from acting like it was elementary school to flying through the material that was actually hard, granted it is a college class and I'm a senior.  But here's the real bullshit... my professor doesn't even know how to use a TI-84 calculator.  If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you had a horrible middle school career.  If you weren't playing Phoenix and Uncle Worm then you got stuffed into lockers and pushed into dog shit. And if you couldn't beat Block Dude then you pretty much weren't allowed to pass into highschool. And somehow these games ended up getting JP a few detentions in his career, which I can vouch that were bullshit, and he's an asshole... no offense, but you just wouldn't be you as a nice person, and I love it.  But anyways, we spend numerous stat classes laughing and instructing our professor on how to use the calculator because he tries to gives us demonstrations and just starts mashing random buttons hoping it'll work.  Here's my question: How valid is a teacher's math class if he doesn't even know how to use a calculator that's been around for a solid 17 years. And that's a fact I looked it up, and its the benefit of the doubt. The TI-83 came out in 1996 and that's not even the oldest version. If you don't know how to show a class to find the standard deviation of a population, your tests are invalid and I want an A.

-Tiggs

Well Played Samsung, Well Played....

http://thebladebrownshow.wordpress.com/2013/11/13/lawsuit-paid-in-full-samsung-pays-apple-1-billion-sending-30-trucks-full-of-5-cent-coins/

Samsung got sued by Apple for 1 Billion Dollars... Samsung sent 30 trucks filled with nickels to Apple's headquarters...Talk about a power move to top all power moves... I'm thoroughly impressed and might even grab a Galaxy because of this.. I support any company that will be that big of a dick openly...Plain and Simple..

-El Jefe

Best Trivia Team Names.

I encourage everyone to try and think of the best Best Trivia Team Names... Here in NH we use jokes, pickup lines, pretty much anything awful and horrible to try and win best name. Last night we even picked up second place...On a bullshit call, but second place nonetheless.. nice little nifty gifty card in my pocket.

Regardless Here are the top 5 of all time that I have seen, no specific order.

5. How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an altar boy

4. Camo Condoms. You never see us cumming through the bush

3. What did hitler get his niece for her birthday? An easy bake oven

2. How do you know its bed time at the Sandusky household? The big hand touches the little hand

1.  Whats Black and Sits at the Top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire.


So there you have it....Some of the best names ive ever seen... Granted they are truly awful, awful people who make these things up.....What do you got?

-El Jefe

ESPN Top 10 Mockery

If 1 out of every 12 people on this Earth can dunk... no, even more conservatively if one out of every 24 people on this Earth can dunk, then 1/4 billion people can dunk. So that number one play of some guy jumping and putting a basketball into a hoop is just showing what 250,000,000 other people can do. Get over yourself ESPN. Unless this is Brodie Park hoops, basketball sucks.

P.S. the only excuse for showing a dunk on the top ten plays is if the dunker is a) Nate Robinson or b) some dude bringing down the hoop and shattering glass

-Viddle

Barber

     I figured I'd get a haircut before I see my whole family for thanksgiving, so I just went about 30 minutes ago to the barber shop on campus. Usually I get this sexy little latina chick that knows her way around a buzzer and some scissors. Today was different. I walked in, got a thug, and got the true barber shop experience.  I wanted a little off the top and a 3 on the sides, and I was gonna trim my beard down a lot when i got back cause i looked like wolverine.  He went a little shorter than i wanted, but whatever. Then he insisted on shaping up my beard, and i was like ya know what, do it.  So he takes the buzzer to it, then the old school barber knives.. Scariest momements of my life.  He blended my beard into my now teardrop sideburns, and hacked the shit out of my face. I'm pretty sure those knives aren't supposed to hurt that much, and you're not supposed to be dripping blood when you leave.  I had my head tilted back while he shaved my neck, i had to fill my cheeks with air while he shaved them.. just some weird shit and an overall sketchy experience.  Not to mention he gave me daps when I left.  I couldn't help but laugh at myself when I got in my car.  I'm still stunned to be honest. Just gonna have to roll with it and make sure I never go back on a Wednesday.  The pic doesn't do the cuts on my face and neck justice, or the sideburns.. But i guess i can cross that off the bucket list.

P.S. my face burned like hell in the shower, and that's also why i dont have a shirt on. im not that big of a hardo

-Tiggs

How I Met Your Dad

So the creators of How I Met Your Mother, one of the greatest sitcoms ever, have decided to make a spin off where the mother tells a story to her kids about how she met her father. There will be a whole new cast, with a whole new bar and everything.... Writers need to learn when to throw in the towel. Spin offs are horrible. HIMYM is legen - - wait for it - - dary. Why ruin it by having some stupid show be the exact same thing but from a different perspective. It's the same as the spin off of Better Call Saul from Breaking Bad. Is Vince Gillilan not rich and happy enough with how Breaking Bad ended up that he has to make a show about Saul? It's gonna blow, same with Girl Meets World, Hangover 2 sucked and I'm assuming 3 did too, and Anchorman 2 probably won't be as good as the first one. Move on and go with a different idea you rich bastards.

P.S. If they try to create a new "Barney Stinson" in the spin off, I will be thoroughly upset. Like nothing will piss me off more if there's some slut that has similar punch lines and pick up strategies. If you're gonna do that, just keep How I Met Your Mother going somehow. Like How I Met Your Second Aunt Cause Lily Is A Stupid Bitch and Uncle Marshall Dumped Her Ass.

-Tiggs

THE BEST SHOW. PERIOD

So last night was easily the greatest episode of the entire series of Sons of Anarchy. I won't go into detail because I don't want to spoil it for anyone that hasn't yet seen it or that wants to watch from the beginning. I am having an inner moral dilemma after last nights episode. Up until this point I thought that Rescue Me was the greatest show of all time. Comedy, Drama, Trauma, Heartache, Family, Brotherhood, Drinking, Firefighting, just a hands down unreal show. Well last night really blew the lid on Sons. Just like Rescue Me, there was never a dull moment. You always sat on the corner of your seat or paced the room because you never know what would happen next...I didn't see last night coming. I don't think a lot of people did... There are three more episodes left in the season and probably the series... If you have not checked out Sons of Anarchy, SAMCRO is waiting for you.

Riding through this world.....

-El Jefe

P.S. If there were a New Hartford Motorcycle Club with my boys, I'd drop out of school and join tomorrow.

Controversy

So we all know what happened last night with the Panthers and Pats.. It was actually the first game I think I've ever watched in its entirety aside from the super bowl. Just a great game overall for Monday night football. I'm not taking sides on the questionable call on the last play, but the first thing I noticed during the live play was that Gronk was bear hugged. After looking at the replay it's hard to tell if he would have had a chance at it or if it was an interception either way. My question is why it wasn't reviewed. It's a game deciding play, and instant replay is used so much now in sports that it should have been reviewed. It was under the last 2 minutes of the 4th quarter, why didn't the booth look it over? If the spot of the ball or fumbles can be reversed, why shouldn't they review penalties in situations like that? There's about a 95% chance that the Pats would have scored given the ball at the 1 yard line, but the loss doesn't really affect them. And knowing Brady, that one call isn't gonna mean shit when it comes to how they play in the playoffs.

P. S. The MLB has been talking about giving coaches challenges next season. Not sure how I feel about it in respect for the game, but instant replay is definitely a huge breakthrough in the outcome of games in any sport.

-Tiggs

The "black president of the NFL"

I don't know who is hiring these refs but sweet jesus christ, tell me that they aren't "the black president of the NFL" right now and I'll show you a fucking liar. This is a fucking outrage... Im sure Belichick has already killed like four people out of nothing but pure anger, and personally I'm ok with that. I know thats a pretty horrible thing to say, but if thats your job and you fuck up that big on that big of a stage....you should be killed on main street for all to watch.. it's that simple.... If we wanted to kill the benchkeeper due to his horrible display lately....i'd probably allow it...social darwinism my friends...being the best, isn't good enough.

-El Jefe

5 Reasons Why The WWE Is Highly Underrated

1) First things first. If you don't like the WWE I don't know how you can consider yourself a true American.

Yea holding the American flag on one shoulder while hoisting a two by four in your other hand is about as patriotic as you can get. Thanks Hacksaw Jim Duggan. And Stone Cold just pounding four beers at once is the pinnacle of the American dream. Moving on.

2) If grown men in spandex getting pumped before a fake match doesn't get your blood flowing, what else does?

Even with that shitty ass quality you should have at least gotten a semi.

3) Divas

4) Childhood memories

If you recognize this man, you had a successful childhood. If not...

5) The Moves

The list is truly endless, but if you still aren't a fan after these reading this, you might wanna check to see if you still have a pulse.

-Viddle

Fuck the refs, and that ignorant smug douchebag Cam newton

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Thoughts....

So today I was thinking, on a racist note, and I will warn you the following is racist. But it's funny....SO you know how people, myself included, say "oh thats the redheaded stepchild of so and so." well i think that we should start saying "oh that's the black president of so and so..." For example...Raking the leaves is the black president of yard work.." Or redheads are the black presidents of the family...

Poll: Obama approval ratings drop, Americans say he's not trustworthy

Safe to say he is not well liked...Read the article, even Q-paq tells ya straight up..If that wasnt racist enough for you....

I'm really not that racist, I just think its really funny.

-El Jefe

Haters

Like I said before, I never said she was unattractive. Her character is just an annoying bitch and I can't stand her

-Tiggs

Tiggs

All I have to say is I've never been more flacid reading an article as I was when I read your thing about Lily. I 1000% agree with Jefe she's a smoke when they want her to be. And as far as who the most hated is it is CLEARLY Ted Mosby he is such a god damn pussy it's unreal.

#soft

-JP

It surprises me how some people pass the driving test

So today I drove to class cause I have one lecture and then work right after. There's a normal two lane road with a bunch of parking spots on one side, so I parked there. As I'm walking back to my car after class, praying that I didn't get a ticket from the power tripping rent a cop, this car is blocking mine. I get closer and figure the girl broke down or something in the middle of the road, but as I get closer to my car, she turns her car on, backs up, and waits for me to leave my spot. This stupid bitch was parked in the middle of the road with her car off waiting for a spot to open up. So whatever, she's stupid, I got over it. Then I'm on my lunch break, I get to a 4 way stop, and the guy to my right is taking a left. I let him go, and then it's my turn. Except this dumb hoe on the right decides to blow the stop sign and pull out right behind the guy that just took a left. But I'm probably in the wrong here.. She's probably a feminist hardo that doesn't have to follow laws made by men. Stupid sloot.  There's just idiots all over campus. I can't handle it.

-Tiggs

Official Welcome

We would like to officially welcome Viddle aka Skittles aka Skits to the Loft. Skits is an OG in the Loft and we are glad to have him writing with us. Skits enjoys hockey more than anything, spending time with the fam and the dogs, bruins, sox, and the giants for some reason... Anyway, his stuff so far is fire and we expect big things out of him holding down the Viddlemantic office...

                                             I told you he was OG...Avon Hockey OG...


-El Jefe

Lily is a MILF...but we all know the HIMYM secret

I will not sit by idle and let Tiggs bad talk a beautiful Milf. Lily Eriksen is a Saint! and a fine ass saint at that. But the truth behind How I met your mother is that they never let both Robin and Lily be hot in the same episode...Watch the whole series and tell me I'm wrong...I'm not. I also thought it was funny that Tiggs said he hated her since she sat on a flute in American Pie...Let's be real tiggy if anybody enjoys the toys in the bedroom its you...

-El Jefe

The Good Ole Days

The good ole days are truly behind us. While shuffling through the iTunes library, this gem came on. City High's "What Would You Do" has made me realize how naive I used to be.

Hey, 9 year old self, that song you were singing so happily was actually about someone who needed to prostitute herself out because her baby daddy is off doing crack getting arrested somewhere. Shit. Can we go back to the time when I used to sing this in the car without a care in the world? HOLD UP.


-Viddle

Best Comparison I Have Ever Made

This is one of my professors and I hate this bitch. I have 2 projects due on the same day for her she is just a raging dike and I can't stand her. But I was just trying to burn a hole in her soul by staring at her and realized she's the little nerd fuck from Little Giants. Tell me that's not spot on, granted my pic I awkwardly took of her isn't great, but it get the job done. Fuck you JAN

-JP

Am I the only one that can't stand Lily?

I haven't been able to stand Lily in How I Met Your Mother since day 1.  It is easily one of my favorite TV shows, and I've been marathoning it on Netflix since last year, and finally just caught up on everything for this season.  I hated her when she had a flute up her pussy, and I hate her now. Hate may be a strong word, but they could have done a better casting job for her role.  She has a horrible fake cry, and nothing pisses me off more than when she says "son of a bitch" in her shitty little accent.  She brings too much drama to the show and Marshall Ericksen is way too big of a boss to have to deal with her.  Almost as big of a boss as Barney Stinson, who may be one of the greatest characters ever.  For one that's hitting for the other team, Neil Patrick Harris is a genius at slamming box when it comes to this show.  But I digress.  Lily is a bitch and needs to get off Ted Mosby's dick. He's doing the best he can and doesn't need some fire-crotch trying to steal his soul.

P.S. Lily's dad doesn't have a strong hand in the show and it upsets me

-Tiggs

Trip Gate 2002

Ok so Jefe was saying how I tripped a certain someone into dog shit in 4th grade.... Although that's true it's kind of out of context. I'm the black kid in that picture just casually minding my business and fucking Joe Schmo over here walks over my leg like a dick head... Ok that's not try either... We were playing tag and this chubby little butthole tagged me and kind of like in video games when you rage quit I rage tagged and chased him down and tripped him and there just happened to be dog shit. Total misunderstanding but seriously fuck that kid...

PS yes that's Kim Jong Un

-JP

Geoff Vs. Jeff

Ok, so I am picky about shit like this and I'm not blaming tiggs that he didn't know or he sucks at spelling or what have you. That is neither here nor there. But I think that we need to settle this once and for all. Jeff Gordon is a NASCAR driver, and Geoff Cersoli (also known as big cup) is a Subaru salesmen I think. After a little research, Geoff is a French/German name, and stands for peace or peaceful god. This makes sense as one of the only "Geoff's" I know is a kind of a hippie douche. Obviously Jeff means peace too, but at least it's the American translation and at least we don't spell it like a twat.

-El Jefe

P.S. Jeff Gordon video is fire.
P.P.S. I have a Geoff in one of my group projects and he does nothing. Peaceful kid though.
P.P.P.S. Yes, I made a meme, fucking judge me.

Stamkos Injury

For my inaugural blog, I need to talk about Stamkos. Dude snipes left and right every night he's out there; no doubt he's an elite talent whose earned the respect of his peers. However, how Tampa Bay has handled his injury is a disgrace. If you haven't seen the injury, here it is.

When asked if this was accidental or there was "something more" the Tampa coach responded with a douchebag "I won't comment on that". Yeah, Dougie Hamilton, who weighs 193 lbs. soaking wet really went in with intent there. Kid is 20 years old, scared of his own shadow, trying not to become Seguin 2.0. He probably gets tucked in by his mother every night. Its not like he's Matt Cooke throwing elbows left and right, ending careers (such as Marc Savard's). Take a page out of the Bruins book circa Greg Campbell. Guy sells out, breaks his leg blocking a 90+ mph clapper, and finishes the shift, totally embodying the spirit of Tommy Conlon fighting with one arm at the end of Warrior. 

This is the NHL, shit happens, its why its one of the toughest sports out there. Suck it up Tampa, and try not to lose too many games while the dude carrying you is out with a broken leg.

- Viddle

Ken Block at it Again

If you've ever watched Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory or Nitro Circus, you've probably seen Ken Block.  He is a pro at what he does, and gets paid to drift cars.  How sick is that. I would love to see him do a remake of the Pepsi Maxx commercials with Geoff Gordon and really see someone shit their pants...If you don't know what I'm talking about, here ya go...

-Tiggs

Bullying......Pussies in General

Had to weigh in on the whole "bullying" scene that JP mentioned. I think that if Jonny Martin was in Mrs. Shaw's 4th grade class that JP and I woulda made Richie the kid look like a fucking alter boy. Bullying is necessary, obviously with some limits...But it puts the real world into perspective for kids...toughens the skin...People need that, the world needs that...Its cancels out the "everybody wins" motto that I hate so much... Everybody doesnt win, most people lose...What side are you on? Sick or not i still got box seats at the UNH hockey game tonight....Mogul Status.

-Jefe (bully since '92)

P.S. JP pushed a kid in dog shit in fourth grade.....true story....I seent it

Sick

Well im about as sick as they get.. I pretty much can not breathe out of my nose at all and my throat is so filled with mucus I feel like a fucking Orc coughing and sneezing and shit, it's just gross. If you can't tell from this pic that I feel like a bag of dicks, well atleast I look like a bag of dicks...

Happy Monday bitches.. Yes it's Monday.. Yesterday didnt count.. 

Denver Dynasty

I've never been that big into football, but I'm pretty much ready to jump back onto the Denver bandwagon. I've always appreciated the game more than actually following a specific team.  Give me a tiny football at recess with El Jefe and JP on my team, and we will win 11 out of 10 times.  If all of us went to the same school, we would run flag football. It wouldn't even be fair. But in the past years I've enjoyed watching football more than worrying about one team.  I was somewhat of a Panthers fan because I was rooting for them in the '03 Superbowl against the Pats, but my roots were with the Broncos.  If you go back to 4th grade, you'd find me in a John Elway jersey, a chain, nikes, and zip off pants. Definition of swag.  Back then it was Terrell Davis, John Elway, Shannon Sharp. Now its Manning, Welker, and Moreno.  They're dominant, and I would love to see them go all the way this year.  However, I'm still a big fan of Steve Smith and Cam Newton, and the Panthers D has been on fire this season.

P.S. The Booze Bowl this year after thanksgiving is gonna be epic

p.ps. Peyton's commercials are usually on point

-Tiggs

Yesterday may have been one of my greatest smart phone moments ever

So yesterday I found a gem.  Someone finally made super mario for smart phones.  It's called super mario bros, I got it for android, and I'm pumped.  It's just like the original nintendo version, but it's a little harder to play with touch screen buttons.  Either way its definitely a worthy game to play during your morning shit.

-Tiggs