One More Win

Sox need one more win to take the World Series, and I couldn't be more pumped. I want this win so bad, can't take another one of my teams losing in the championship. The Pats got a great win this Sunday but they are a long way off. This win will be huge and I just want them to smash these prissy little faggot cardinals and then like put glue on their face then have Napoli and Gomes shave their nasty beards onto their face... I don't know just spit balling. On a side note is Koji the creepiest/scariest guy on the team?

Dude is a total wild card and I feel like he is just a psychopath. Pretty sure Papi and all the other big ass guys don't even want to fuck with him. But I digress, GO SOX #onewinaway

-JP

Ohio State Marching Band Killing it During Halftime

Normally I'm not a fan of listening to marching bands, and I rarely even watch unless the drum line is doing their own thing.. But Ohio State just brought it to a whole other level.  Great idea, great execution.  Watch 1:40-2:50 and 4:30 on

P.S. JP will definitely appreciate the 4:30 mark

-Tiggs

Huh?

Just when you think you have an idol, Daly pulls a fast one on ya. Guess it's my fault for not bothering to figure out his teams.. I guess Brian Keating will always be there to buttfuck ya Johnny.

El Jefe

Wish Favre Would Come Back

I love that the Rams called Favre to come play, guy crushes poon and is one of the best gun slingers to ever do it. Granted he's old as fuck but still would love to see him out on the field. A few years back when he was retired but he wasn't but he really was... I was all about it thought it was funny as shit. Well glad he's made a decision. Keep killing it in retirement Brett

-JP

Sleep Study Problems

So the other night I had to do a sleep study cause I may or may not have sleep apnea. I had so many fucking wires on my I felt like a robot it was awesome but shitty at the same time. There was really only one thing good about it and that was the free continental breakfast at the hotel in the morning. I went HAM on that shit. Other than that it was terrible one of the worst nights sleep I have ever had. Thanks Tiggs and Jefe for telling me I breathe weird in my sleep.... Your fault I had to do this shit.

P. S. Thanks for real though.... Not trying to die in my sleep 

-JP

Top 5 Classic Video Games Growing Up

So ever since I got my Macbook I've been trying to find a version of Backyard Baseball that will work on my laptop.  Turns out they don't make a version that runs on OSX, it only works on older macs, and they only way to get it to work for OSX is to download some sketchy program and pull a bunch of shenanigans.  Needless to say I'm upset and have been deprived of these games ever since my mom "accidentally" threw all of them away when I was a kid because I was addicted.  But anyways, it got me thinking of all the classics we grew up with, before all of these new games came out with ridiculous gameplay and graphics.  Here's my top 5 list:

1) No doubt all of the Backyard Sports games... No matter what game it was, Pablo Sanchez was most definitely your first pick, and probably your clean up hitter.  Dude had swag for days and killed it in any of the games.  And someone tell me how The Benchkeeper made it into this game with the alias Tony Delvecchio.  The hair, the lollipop, and rocking converse.

2) Mario Series... Any of these games could be played for hours on end, specifically Mario Kart and Mario 64.  Whether it was on N64 or GameCube, these games were the shit, and still are.  No one ever wants to be Luigi, and Toad is my boy.



3) Tony Hawk's Pro Skater... from TH2 to Tony Hawk Underground, I would play these games non-stop.  This was the one game I could beat my brother at because I could hold a manual for days and keep that multiplier going.

4) Krash Bandicoot... I don't know what it was about this game, but I probably played it more than any other game for Play Station.  And Crash Team Racing was a knock off of Mario Kart, but just as good as a kid.

5) NASCAR '98-'01... I couldn't tell you how many times my brother, me, and the kid down the street would pull all nighters and play these games.  I don't think we actually ever completed a race, we would just set the maximum number of laps, drive the wrong way, and try to hit as many people as we could before you had to pull in the pit and fix your car.

I'm sure in 2 days this top 5 would be different, but Backyard Sports will always be #1.  They need to start re-making those games that are formatted for newer technology.  And not the new 3D, grown up kid ones, I want the classics exactly how they were.  Backyard Baseball, Football, and Soccer from 2000-2003.  Basketball kinda sucked.

-Tiggs

It starts with the coach

I am a strong believer that unless you have a lot of raw talent that, success starts with a good coach. Last we had to deal with Bobby V fucking everything up 7 ways to Sunday. One of the worst August's in Red Sox history was displayed and the playoffs weren't even close. Bobby V was the equivalent to a elementary school recess supervisor. He didn't do SHIT. BUT, the tides have turned and Farrell is in the house. This guy is the absolute definition of a straight shooter. He shows up to win, and he expects his players to follow suit, and last night they did... everybody pitched in, and thats why we won... sure Wainwright is good but, I don't know if you remember we just knocked off a team with Max Scherzer, and Justin Verlander... We can fucking hit...plain and simple. Game 2 tonight lets it get it Lackey, pitch like you did in the ALCS and it's in the bag baby...

-El Jefe

Just in case there was any doubt that this guy is the fucking man.

The Legend of the mullet, was way hardcore

tell me its not a class act look and i'll fight you. Sox nation, here we FUCKING GO!!

British Dude Violates Toaster

London firefighters were called to a man's house to help remove his breadstick from the toaster. And when I say breadstick I mean penis... I have so many questions.  I know there's some weird fetishes out there, but a toaster? Was there not a single moment that this guy thought it wouldn't be a good idea to bone a toaster?  There's absolutely no way that could feel good.  Did he turn it on? Was he trying to catch a tan? My mind is boggled.  And how about the firemen that showed up on scene or received the phone call.  You're expecting a fire or some fatass that ate too many twinkies and can't physically get out of bed without a pulley system.  But you open the door and a dude is standing there with a toaster hanging between his legs and a crispy dick.  How do you go about removing a toaster from another man's dick?  The things people will do to bust a nut.  Time for a new toaster buddy.

P.S. I will never look at the brave little toaster the same again.. poor guy..

-Tiggs

Kanye is a Pussy

First off before I get into this, the bench keeper is an idiot. Miley Cyrus is fucking scum and looks like a 13 year old pixie that may or may not be a guy, she's a bitch and all around sucks. You may be a child molester if you like her bro.... But I digress. Overall I think Kanye is prolly one of the biggest assholes on the planet earth but I like his music. This is just such a bitch move, like come on bro just ask her to marry you she will still blow you just as much as if you do this bitch shit. Get over yourself Kanye I hope she dumps you just like she did to that seat sniffin pussy Humphries and leaves a nice steamy shit in your cereal.

-JP

I dont even know if I am disappointed or upset with Sam Bradford being done for the year. Yes, I am a Rams fan and I dont care who knows it. So lets have some fun and decide who the Rams should line up to take that Native Americans spot under center.

1. The best quarterback of all time is still available, and I can guarantee he has two more rings in him. Who has the record for most passing yards in a Super Bowl? Kurt Warner. Who has the second most? Kurt Warner. Oh, and who has the third most? Yup, thats Kurt too.

2. If we cant pull him away from his new TLC show or whatever the hell he is doing now, I think there is no other choice but to offer Tim Tebow the spot. He is a legend. A winner. The second best quarterback of all time. He still hasn't had sex, that means that he has more testosterone than any human on the planet and will lead St. Louis to at the very least a Super Bowl. Oh yeah, and he is a fucking stud.

3. The possibility we can not pull this off and get none of these legends, we just need to sign the real legend, BLipp14. 

-TheBenchKeeper

Jefe Doesn't like beautiful women....

Have to say something to Jefe. Miley is killing it. She is kicking ass and takin names, making all others just want to be her. Rolling in money and molly, a straight knock out. If this is what love is, I am in love.

TheBenchKeeper

Ladies....this one is for you...

Everyone knows the old saying if god gives you lemons blah blah blah....Well ladies, if god gives you Miley Cyrus's body or anything even remotely close....do everyone a favor and try not to fuck it up as bad as she did?? Please and thank you...

-El Jefe


P.S.- Cocaine is one hell of a drug kids

Group Projects are for leeches

THAT'S IT, I HAVE HAD ENOUGH.... FUCK GROUP PROJECTS, THEY ARE FOR LEECHES!! I cannot stand it, I am currently in a group with 3 other guys, good guys don't get me wrong, but god damn, you would think that they just graduate pre-school! I am putting together all of the piece of the paper portion of this project and the illiterate play-dough brain retards write like they just got a achievement award for learning how to flush and wipe. I think the thing that pisses me off the most is the fact that I know for a fact one of the other group members already has a job guaranteed for after graduation with a Fortune 500 company and he is the dumbest out of the whole group!! It just goes to show that some things, like this group project for example, don't mean dick in real life. All of that being said, I'll be in the library re-writing Lenny's part. (Yes that was a O' Brother where art thou reference, fight me)

-Jefe

When it's time, it's time.

I for one have nothing but absolute respect for Jim Leyland, the Tigers Skipper, Hell I'd love to see the guy in a sox uniform, but it looks like he will no longer be in any dugouts after this year. I think Leyland is a class act and he will be in Cooperstown one day. He brought Detroit 2 pennants in the 8 years he was there and will end his 22 year career as a manager with 1,769 wins. I get that he is going to be 69 years old and that "the fuel is starting to get low," but talking about kicking a city when they are down huh? Detroit, potentially the shittiest city in the history of civilization, (I don't know why but I have always just disliked Detroit) which filed for Chapter 9 bankruptcy back in July. They also just lost one of the greatest post-season ALCS series since '04. The thing about this series wasn't just that we beat them, but the way we beat them. We let them believe they had a chance and then we crushed their souls. (Game plan that JP and I use quite frequently actually, but i digress.) Jim really kicked Detroit right in the balls on this one #scrotesquad

-El Jefe

Too Depressed to Blog

I don't know what I hate more losing or the jets organization. Yesterday we lost to the jets and I just don't know what to say. My boy Tommy played like poop, and then that call at the end literally made me scream at everyone in my house (even the cat). I'm just in a daze right now, if I lose in fantasy this week too Tiggs I'll prolly just go on a drinking binge. Fuck the jets and everything they represent. Hopefully my next post is a little more positive (probably not)

(Made by yours truly, if I see this perfect meme any where I'll kill someone)

-JP :( 

Kanye Dines and Ditches Leaving a $12,000 Check for the Paparazzo He Beat Up

So this summer Kanye "beat up" a paparazzi worker at LAX.  So what does Yeezus do? Invites the paparazzo's family out to dinner and finds out the guy is still planning on pressing charges, so he bounces and leaves the dude with a $12,000 bill.

By the time he pays that off his kids will be taking pictures of my kids-kids taking a sh*t” Said an angry Kanye as he exited West Hollywood eatery Nobu after dining then dashing leaving behind the paparazzi and his family to pick up the tab. Kanye West who was charged with criminal battery last month for attacking a paparazzi at LAX attempted to play ‘good guy’ and invited the victim out to dinner which turned bad quickly; After finding out the ‘pap’ still intended on following through with pressing charges. “There’s 3 things I can’t stand; paparazzi, long lines and Brandy’s little brother, …I actually hate that little n*gga” Seconds before flipping over the dinner table while shouting “I hope you get a picture of this sh*t”. Kanye has yet to be charged, but maybe arrested for dining and dashing after a formal investigation is done by the LAPD.

What a hardo move.  I'm not usually impressed with how Kanye handles himself in public, but to me the guy was just looking for a lawsuit in the first place.  Kanye warned people not to talk to him, and the nosey asshole kept pestering him.  So he invites his family to dinner as a peace offering and drops a dump on his chest.  "Bold move cotton, let's see how it plays out. "Then I came across this video of more paparazzi heckling Yeezus at his house at 4am.  Not to give him any credit, but I wouldn't want to have to deal with all those cameras in his face every time he steps out of the house. "Shut the fuck up its 4am you blood sucking mosquito! ... you bully, fucking mosquito bully." Respect.

-Tiggs

Here we come!

Koji picking up the MVP. Pretty savage stuff here, Asian bullpen absolutely killin it. We need to keep this momentum Rollin' the flyin hawain got it done tonight.. WE'LL TAKE THE CARDS IN FOUR, BITCHES. AGAIN.

-el Jefe

WORLD SERIES BABY

World Series lets fucking go. Love this Sox team they just grind it out to the very end. 4 more wins. Bring on the cards.

-JP

UConn's First Night Got Me Torqued for BBall Season

Click Here for First Night Recap

So last night was first night at UConn--the pep rally to introduce the men and womens players, and for Geno to shit on everyone cause he doesn't give a fuck.  The UConn womens team always dominates their competition, but who wants to watch layups and fundamental passing plays.  I went to watch DeAndre Daniels and Boatright throw down.  Boatright is listed at 6'0" 168 lbs, but there's no way he is over 5'10" 150.  Either way, he has hops and dunks harder than half the kids on the team.  I can't wait to watch him blow up this year #BoatShow.  On another note, Amida Brimah's version of the Lamb shake was fire, and the AAC better watch out cause Giffey is on a mission with his beard...

P.S. I played pick up with DeAndre last year and it was one of the greatest hours of my life.. 5 games straight of me running point, giving him the ball, and watching him dunk over people.. Then I gave him daps after we finally lost and I'm pretty sure is hand covered my entire forearm...we're bros...

-Tiggs

Tiggleberries Landscaping

So like a week ago Tiggs did a blog about grass and I was just thinking about it again and made me think of our future/current business... Its called Tiggleberries Landscaping as you can see by the retarded logo I just made in about 12 seconds. (don't google image tiggleberries because it will come up with Giggleberries which apparently is like lingerie for dudes). So Big Tigg is gonna be the boss and just run shit, mow a couple lawns here and there, overall just fuck shit up and be the greatest landscaper ever. First Ballot Hall of Famer. Myself and the one known as El Jefe will be crew leaders and just get paid to tell teenagers and/or Mexicans what to do. That's pretty much the makings of the greatest company ever and I can not wait to be a part of it. If you need some landscaping done call Tiggleberries (you can't call we don't have a number)

P.S. Don't judge us by the logo it may be 1st grade material but I am open to suggestions

P.S.2 If you don't like Tiggleberries...THEN FUCK YOU

-JP

The inequalities in college sports...Sports that matter anyway

So tonight I found myself watching No. 5 Michigan Wolverines taking on my No. 13 Wildcats on television. The thing is, it was the local TV station, the video quality was JV at best, the camera man has about as steady a hand as Charlie Sheen, and there was only one camera angle. Now let me ask you this, if No. 5 Florida State were to play No. 13 Stanford do you think that even one of these catastrophes would occur? I think not. I would like to make a play under Title 9 that College Hockey start getting the respect it deserves. Get this they even went to OT, but all ended in a tie, and we all know a tie is like kissing your sister.

Go Cats

-El Jefe

Confessions of El Jefe

Dear JP and The Bench Keeper,
I have to confess to both of you and to our readers that I have actually never seen the Sandlot. I always thought it was just one of those movies you throw on at 3 am when everybody is about three seconds from lights out. I know we spoke earlier about who was who as far as character match ups from the movie goes, but i honestly had no clue who any of those dudes were, and I had no idea what 00 (the bench keeper) was talking about in his blog earlier today, but i played along because it was a passionate blog and economically(I'm in business school, its fine) it sounds like the Bench Keeper might have a point. So I come home and start looking up who Ham is, turns out the kid is a chubby ginger, and I will not stand being compared to the likes of him. Well I guess I just found out what I'm doing tonight. Will post movie review after i've seen it.

-El Jefe

TGIF TURN UP

When I see this pic I pretend it's Shaq's real hair... Judge me 

-JP

If this doesn't get you fully torqued I don't know what does

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/tom-brady-sound-fx-win-against-saints-fantastic-170331784--nfl.html?vp=1
That's just a GIF of the greatest play this season. Click that link to get fully erect, not even kidding that shit gave me goose bumps. Tom Brady, greatest ever.

-JP

This Will Ruin Your Childhood. The Sandlot: Uncovered

I am sitting in class today and it is fucking miserable. Yi, or Jasmine as she likes to be called, is trying to pronounce her "R's" and is failing. If got the weirds, a no reason boner, and I smell like patron. Yes I did have an awesome night, but we will talk about that later. The Sandlot is one of my favorite movies of all time, I thought I was Benny Rodriguez back in the glory days, and now I wear Converse just to be like him. But could this be the biggest plot hole in history? It has to be a conspiracy. The movie revolves around the fact that the little douche Scotty uses his fathers Babe Ruth signed baseball and loses it over the fence. I know the only thing people can picture is the Great Hambino with his red curls and freckled face. But think back to the movie, the reason they use the Babe Ruth ball is because they could didn't have the money for one, and didn't have another one. But they did. The movie was a hoax, and the kids are dumber than dirt. What about the ball that hit Scotty in the eye when he was playing catch with his cheating father!? (His demeanor shows he was defiantly cheating on the mother, watch it again and tell me I'm wrong) The ball that hit him in the eye doesn't just disappear, they could have used that ball and Benny would have never gotten into "The Biggest Pickle of his life." I am sorry I had to blog this, but they cant lie to us in our childhood and expect us not to be enraged when we find out....

I am trying to figure out if El Jefe or JP would be Ham Porter. I am Benny Rodriguez and that is not up for debate. Tiggs is def the black kid.

-The BenchKeeper

Outrageous Fun!

My mind has officially been blown more times than Kimmy K has blown a black guy. We have all seen the fantastic video entitled "Outrageous Fun," you know the one, sucking down on farts, everyone was WASTED, the one that your friends quote non-stop because they think it makes them funny to say funny things that were already said. Yea, thats the video I am talking about. To the point of this post, Derek, the Aussie Vegemite that is portrayed in the video is the same squid that runs the child focus groups in the AT&T commercials! Let that one percolate for a second, swish it around your mouth and spit. They cant let him near kids.

                                                            I Get Lucky Everynight

This guy ^ is this guy v

Dont fact check this, just go with it. When Donny Berger comes in using a fake name, YOU GO WITH IT! 

-The BenchKeeper

So Eli Manning is actually Retarded right?

So he's actually retarded? Like I can't wrap my head around it, he's either full retard or he's just a real ugly fuck. Either way I hate him and the entire Manning clan. Hope they're having Thanksgiving dinner and they just get into a massive retard battle and somehow they're all seriously injured and I never have to watch them play again. I hate you Eli, so fucking much 

-JP

A Sincere fuck you to timmy...

Tim, in the most respectful and sincere way, fuck you.
Regards,
Boston


Great to see that not only did we beat Timmy 3 times tonight, but we won the game with less than a minute left in the 3rd. Just downright tortured timmy tonight, and Tuukka played a hell of a game. We have moved on Tim, and we don't need you. Hope your year off to spew your political opinions was worth it.

-El Jefe

P.S. Are the panthers even a real team?

Must be nice to be rich

So apparently Meek Mill and DJ Khaled played ping pong for $80,000? That's cool I get pumped when I beat my brother in a bet for a chocolate chip cookie #fatkidprobelms... But seriously who tosses this kind of money out on ping pong, you're black not asian. Go roll some dice or something.

-JP 

UNH Homecoming was just WET

A new term to add to the ol' dictionary for you quamfs- Wet-an adjective as you all should know, used to describe a favorable outcome, for example: The sox losing last night was NOT WET! Yes it is supposed take advantage of the literary irony of making a girls loins become moist (Just for you Bench Boy).

Anyway, here is a clip of a couple of frisky wildcats doing a quickie in the mens bathroom stall at Scorps Bar and Grill at Homecoming this past weekend. Enjoy.

-Jefe


Anybody getting thirsty tonight/today?

Beat...Plain and Simple

Well last night our boys got beat plain and simple. There was no one more pumped up for this game than Jake Peavy and he just didn't have his stuff. Fister threw well enough, and we couldn't handle it. Hopefully, we can pull each other out of this batting funk, and Lester will bring the gas tonight. I love this game every night situation though.

PS- Were Jake Peavy and Jeremy Renner twins, seperated at birth?



-El Jefe

Is it just me, or does the AT&T guy have a very oddly proportionate body?

I can't figure it out.  Every time I see one of these commercials I can't help but stare at his legs.  Are they edited to fit under the table? Is the table just the perfect height for his legs and it looks weird? Or does he just have really short legs? Or am I crazy and that's how every average person looks from that camera angle.  Everything I read swears his legs look normal when he stands up.  Who knows.  To me it looks like a fake pair of legs under a table.

He doesn't get it...nerd

-Tiggs

Bron-Bron Gets No Votes for Being Most Clutch vs. Bryant and Jordan

     A poll asking who you would want to take the final shot in a game, Jordan, Bryant, or LeBron, shows that fans have no confidence in LeBron to be clutch.  Jordan received 88% of the votes, and Bryant the other 12%.  However, LeBron is predicted to be a better player than Jordan by the end of his career.  This is a tough matchup.  You have Jordan who is obviously a legend, Bryant who has been my boy ever since he had a 'fro and played with Shaq, and then LeBron--the young monster that would scare the shit out of me if I had to play against him.  The one thing they are all equal at---being cocky with every right to be.
     Earlier this month Jordan said he could beat LeBron in a game of one-on-one, but would lose to Kobe because he stole all of Jordan's moves.  There's definitely a bunch of Jordan's moves that Kobe uses, but Jordan also stole his moves from Dr. J and Jerry West.  And even so, there's only so many moves you can use in the game of basketball, unless your Blake Griffin and can dunk over 3 people like its nothing.  But Jordan has to realize that his time is over, and Kobe is a better shooter, especially from the 3 point line.  Jordan's moves now are pretty common for any good basketball player, Kobe is just better at using them.

P.S. I would love to see a game of 21 with Jordan, LeBron, and Kobe

-Tiggs

Just 2 Guys Motor-boating Chicks and Raising Money for Breast Cancer at the Same Time

 

   Check these pervs out.  Asking chicks if they can motorboat their rack to raise money for breast cancer.  I love the idea of raising money for the cause, and at first I thought it was funny, but then I realized how creepy these guys are.  Just willing to pay $2000 (if they're even donating the money fro real) to creep on some girls and bury their face in some teets.  The cause is great, but I'm not exactly sure how I feel about these guys.

-Tiggs

The Loft Dictionary 2013

So I realized the other day that I wrote some stuff and some of the other guys did as well that normal people wouldn't understand. We have some unique and interesting words that we use and I thought it would be good to give them some meaning:

Quamf- One who smells seats for pleasure. Example- if I were to stand up from where I'm sitting and someone came and smelled that seat then got a massive erection... That's guys a quamf

Puckahd Raisin- Literally someone's butthole, or when it's cold a mans shriveled nut sack. Can also be a word to call someone a total gayball.

Example- I'd like to see that Puckahd raisin, that guy is such a Puckahd raisin, it's fucking cold... PUCKAHD RAISIN

Chomo- To put it simply, a child molester

Example- Jerry Sandusky, total chomo 

That's all I got right now boys so we will try and keep you updated 

-JP

The only problem with playoff baseball

This is great and I've been trying to find an angle to blog about how much I hate listening to Joe Buck and Tiny Tim. I have come to the point where I watch live, mute the TV and listen to the radio broadcast. Listening to Joe Buck and Tim McCarver's monotonous, drag-on broadcasts will make you wish for the days of silent movies again. I'll take Charlie Chaplin over these two nut jobs 8 days a week. It's almost shocking as to how little these two even know about baseball. The constant fumbled guess of the next pitch to come or the silly little pre-school catch phrases are.....well, worse than being killed by Bane. Simple as that. These two ought to pack up and head for the closest seminary because I think a church is the only place these two wont put people to sleep.

Shooter McGavin ends bender with 4:30 am DWI

Shooter really taking advantage of what i'm sure was a wild Tuesday night. He was arrested around 4:30am on Wednesday morning in Wilmington, NC by Highway Patrol Officers. 58 years old and Shooter is still out here pushing benders till the sun comes up. What a sick puppy, blew a .15 according to sources, which yeah is double the limit but I think he's probably pretty upset with his drinking performance I know I'd be pissed if I got bagged for .15. I am kind of surprised he didn't draw a crowd though, You know what else could draw a crowd? A golfer, with an arm growing out of his ass!
-El Jefe

Thought I hated Jim Irsay. Wrong, i love him

“We’ve changed our model a little bit, because we wanted more than one of these,” Irsay told the paper while flicking up his right hand to show his Super Bowl XLI championship ring.
“(Tom) Brady never had consistent numbers, but he has three of these,” Irsay adds. “Pittsburgh had two, the Giants had two, Baltimore had two and we had one. That leaves you frustrated.
“You make the playoffs 11 times, and you’re out in the first round seven out of 11 times. You love to have the Star Wars numbers from Peyton and Marvin (Harrison) and Reggie (Wayne). Mostly, you love this.” (Shows ring again)
USA TODAY interview

I thought this guy was such a pretentious butthole when he first started talking a few years back, but after hearing him call out Peyton i love it. Everyone was shitting their pants saying its disrespectful, but is it? He literally just said facts, dude wants championships whats wrong with that. The part that made me laugh was calling Peytons numbers "Star Wars numbers" I dont even know what that means but its fucking funny.I fucking hate Peyton Manning and the fact that he can even be in the same class as Tommy Terrific. Peyton is the best regular-season QB ever hands down, but when it comes to the playoffs I'll take Tom Brady any day. Fuck you Peyton, you're a huge pussy SUCK A BUTT!

P.S. BOOM ROASTED, by Jim Irsay and myself

-JP

USA Scores 2 Goals in Stoppage Time to Beat Panama

I never really pay attention to soccer until the actual World Cup rolls around, but you gotta love America.  Down 1-2 in the 90th minute and managed to score 2 goals within 3 minutes to knock out Panama.  Maybe we'll actually make somewhat of a name for ourselves this year in the soccer world.

-Tiggs

The Salute that should be seen around the world

Here is Josh Hargis, who is an Army Ranger with the 3rd Ranger Battalion. Josh was wounded last week in an attack that left four other members of his team dead. The team was trying to capture a High Value Target, in the Panjwai district of Afhganistan.

Read the full article here http://guardianofvalor.com/salute-seen-around-world-wounded-ranger-salutes-commander-despite-injuries/


I love this stuff, absolutely love it. It should be on every major news network in our great nation. The letter to Josh's wife really got me, really shows you what a great guy Josh is. What a great move by Josh though, just when everyone thinks your unconscious, that's when you show them what being a U.S. Army Ranger is all about. Not only does he surprise everyone in the room that he is awake, but he fights the doctor to make sure that he salutes his commanding officer. The loyalty that Josh has for his country and his fellow men is truly admirable and its a trait that unfortunately is in short supply. Oh did I mention that he also got a Purple Heart. Josh from everyone here at the Loft we wish you a speedy recovery and God Bless you and all of our men and woman foreign and domestic fighting for our freedom.

Jerod Mayo out for the rest of the season with a torn boob.

Late Wednesday the New England Patriots placed Jerod Mayo, team leading tackler on the IR. I was waiting for JP to blog about this, but I guess I'll take it. Jerod Mayo tore his pectoral muscle and has already undergone surgery. This IS our defensive captain now for those of you who don't know. Mayo tearing his boob is a huge sack tap to anybody that remotely cares about the Pat's D for the remainder of the season. Timing couldn't be any worse for Mayo, honestly, with big Vince down and out, this really hurts. Not that you'd know by listening to Belichick, "He does a lot for us, on the field, off the field. We are just going to have to move on."  Talk about someone that seems like he could absolutely care less. Just Belichick taking a page out of Hova's book...."And we on to the next one."

Kiss the Rings

-El Jefe

Stop, Drop, Kaboom Nikki Rub On Yo Nipples

Nikki Minaj trying to be subtle about flashing her tits yet again, today on the Red Carpet.  She can't expect those puppies not to bounce out of her shirt without a bra. I'm starting to think it's on purpose, like that selfie she posted of her slobbing knob.  Either way she knows what she's got and she's not afraid to exploit it...or should I say them.  Plus, she usually kills her verses when she collaborates with other rappers so I'll respect it.
P.S. I wonder if the carpet matches the pubes..

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-Tiggs