Macauley Culkin is alive and very well, folks. Last summer, unconfirmed reports surfaced online that the former child star was battling a severe heroin addiction and had allegedly only six months left to live. But on Friday, OCT. 11, Culkin, now 33, made a rare public appearance at New York Comic Con with the cast of the Adult Swim cartoon Robot Chicken.
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/macaulay-culkin-looks-healthier-ever-rare-appearance-nyc-155500320-us-weekly.html
Well apparently being alive and well is rolling with the hipster douche bags of "Robot Chicken" and recovering from a real aggressive heroin addiction. There's just a couple things wrong here that personally I would like to point out. First, his fucking outfit? I mean I don't know about you but the cat ears and excessive jewelry scream heroin addiction. Second, how did no one know that good ole Culkin had 6 months to live? I figured Home Alone 1-37 would be on repeat on every channel if he was about to kick the bucket. Finally, who the fuck cares about comic con. I didn't even know what the fuck it was until Macauley Culkin showed up. I mean honestly his life fucking blows still and everyone knows it but doesn't want to say. Well here's to the making of a home alone where they leave him home alone at age 33 with a massive heroine addiction and forget some drugs at the house? I don't know just spit balling
-JP
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