So like a week ago Tiggs did a blog about grass and I was just thinking about it again and made me think of our future/current business... Its called Tiggleberries Landscaping as you can see by the retarded logo I just made in about 12 seconds. (don't google image tiggleberries because it will come up with Giggleberries which apparently is like lingerie for dudes). So Big Tigg is gonna be the boss and just run shit, mow a couple lawns here and there, overall just fuck shit up and be the greatest landscaper ever. First Ballot Hall of Famer. Myself and the one known as El Jefe will be crew leaders and just get paid to tell teenagers and/or Mexicans what to do. That's pretty much the makings of the greatest company ever and I can not wait to be a part of it. If you need some landscaping done call Tiggleberries (you can't call we don't have a number)
P.S. Don't judge us by the logo it may be 1st grade material but I am open to suggestions
P.S.2 If you don't like Tiggleberries...THEN FUCK YOU
-JP
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